(alarmed) Max, no! You're not going to do it again, are you?
(rushing over) Come on, buddy. Can't you see I'm busy? pooping dog script full
You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that? (alarmed) Max, no
(wags tail, sniffs around)
(laughs) I know, I know. You did your business. You're a good boy. (she rinses her hands in a nearby hose) are you? (rushing over) Come on
(trots over to a nearby bush and starts sniffing again)